I received this book free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty) by Jeremy Greenberg
Published by Andrews McMeel Publishing on April 2nd 2013
The cat's answer to Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of excuses and suggestions from cats to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done!Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including:
Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships? If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.
Oh, cat books. As hard as I try and stay away from your infinite silliness, it’s forever a losing battle. Like air boxing.
But their cuteness cannot be denied. Admit it. Cats can be crazy cute.
But… of course they have their moments. Moments where one can only stare in horror and wonder what monster you brought home to live with you.
They’re basically just a furry paper weight that lacks any true purpose.
But what would do you think your cat would say to you if it could speak? Or if it could even write you a letter? Well, this book is the answer to all your questions! Why they need 12+ hours of sleep, why they have such a strange love for grass, and it even discusses their dislike for our perfume. Yes, all the questions we’ve always wanted to ask are now answered. Cute kitty letters with even cuter kitty pictures… what more could you ask for.