Book Review – Hammered (Iron Druid Chronicles, #3) by Kevin Hearne

March 28, 2012 Bonnie Adult, Book Reviews, Read in 2012 4 Comments

I received this book free from Goodreads First Reads in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.

Book Review – Hammered (Iron Druid Chronicles, #3) by Kevin HearneHammered by Kevin Hearne
Series: The Iron Druid Chronicles #3
Published by Del Rey on July 5, 2011
Pages: 336
Genres: Urban Fantasy
Format: eBook
Source: Goodreads First Reads
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Also by this author: Hounded, A Plague of Giants

four-stars

Thor, the Norse god of thunder, is worse than a blowhard and a bully—he’s ruined countless lives and killed scores of innocents. After centuries, Viking vampire Leif Helgarson is ready to get his vengeance, and he’s asked his friend Atticus O’Sullivan, the last of the Druids, to help take down this Norse nightmare.

One survival strategy has worked for Atticus for more than two thousand years: stay away from the guy with the lightning bolts. Plus things are heating up in his home base of Tempe, Arizona. There’s a vampire turf war brewing, and Russian demon hunters who call themselves the Hammers of God are running rampant. Despite multiple warnings and portents of dire consequences, Atticus and Leif journey to the Norse plane of Asgard, where they team up with a werewolf, a sorcerer, and an army of frost giants for an epic showdown against vicious Valkyries, angry Norse gods, and the hammer-wielding Thunder Thug himself.

The Iron Druid Chronicles series

Book Review – Hounded (The Iron Druid Chronicles #1) by Kevin HearneHexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

Hounded (The Iron Druid Chronicles #1) {My Review}
Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles #2)

Storyline
Poor Atticus just can’t catch a break can he? Hammered picks up right where Hexed left off and Atticus is fulfilling the promise he made to Laksha: steal the golden apples of Idunn in Asgard. After that near impossible task he also needs to fulfill the promise he made to vampire Leif Helgarson: take him to Thor’s realm in order to battle him.

Thoughts
Okay, enough about the storyline. Here’s what you really need to know: this story/series is HILARIOUS and is steadily climbing up my favorite list. Hammered ended up being quite a bit darker than past installments but was no less enjoyable. I mean how can you not love a book with lines like this:

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”

“There’s a reason Bath & Body Works doesn’t have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.”

“Is monstrous fuckpuddle,” Perun asserted, and everyone turned to stare at him with equal parts amusement and bemusement. “What? Is this not English word?”

This was naturally my favorite conversation bit out of the entire story:

“Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked.
Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.”
“And I’ll pull out your goatee,” Gunnar added.
“Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,” I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.”

If you’re like me, this series sat on my shelf for quite a long time and I just never picked it up. Don’t make the same mistakes I did! This series is fabulously fun, incredibly original, and has an incredibly intriguing storyline that I can’t get enough of. The 4th installment Tricked comes out April 24, 2012.

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4 Responses to “Book Review – Hammered (Iron Druid Chronicles, #3) by Kevin Hearne”

  1. Heidi@Rainy Day Ramblings

    I love this series so far, I am finishing book one today and I can’t wait to delve further in. Atticus is awesome and I totally want an Oberon. I am excited for the next release. I will be finishing the read along for Hounded on Friday. It was so much fun. Love all the quotes you posted. Btw…The Kingdom was better than The Resoter.

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    • Bonnie Regan

      I totally want an Oberon too. 🙂 I can’t wait till Tricked comes out in like… a month!

      I may have to give the Kingdom a try then. Thanks!

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  2. Kriss Morton

    ROFLMAO ohhh someone who has found the altar of Atticus! YES! And do not forget the little old ladies who will gladly help you bury bodies in their back yard! I LOVE this series! *snickering* to funny!!

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