Tag: Norse

Book Review – Hammered (Iron Druid Chronicles, #3) by Kevin Hearne

Posted March 28, 2012 by Bonnie in Adult, Book Reviews, Read in 2012 / 4 Comments

I received this book free from Goodreads First Reads in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.

Book Review – Hammered (Iron Druid Chronicles, #3) by Kevin HearneHammered by Kevin Hearne
Series: The Iron Druid Chronicles #3
Published by Del Rey on July 5, 2011
Pages: 336
Genres: Urban Fantasy
Format: eBook
Source: Goodreads First Reads

Also by this author: Hounded, A Plague of Giants


Thor, the Norse god of thunder, is worse than a blowhard and a bully—he’s ruined countless lives and killed scores of innocents. After centuries, Viking vampire Leif Helgarson is ready to get his vengeance, and he’s asked his friend Atticus O’Sullivan, the last of the Druids, to help take down this Norse nightmare.

One survival strategy has worked for Atticus for more than two thousand years: stay away from the guy with the lightning bolts. Plus things are heating up in his home base of Tempe, Arizona. There’s a vampire turf war brewing, and Russian demon hunters who call themselves the Hammers of God are running rampant. Despite multiple warnings and portents of dire consequences, Atticus and Leif journey to the Norse plane of Asgard, where they team up with a werewolf, a sorcerer, and an army of frost giants for an epic showdown against vicious Valkyries, angry Norse gods, and the hammer-wielding Thunder Thug himself.

The Iron Druid Chronicles series

Book Review – Hounded (The Iron Druid Chronicles #1) by Kevin HearneHexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

Hounded (The Iron Druid Chronicles #1) {My Review}
Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles #2)

Poor Atticus just can’t catch a break can he? Hammered picks up right where Hexed left off and Atticus is fulfilling the promise he made to Laksha: steal the golden apples of Idunn in Asgard. After that near impossible task he also needs to fulfill the promise he made to vampire Leif Helgarson: take him to Thor’s realm in order to battle him.

Okay, enough about the storyline. Here’s what you really need to know: this story/series is HILARIOUS and is steadily climbing up my favorite list. Hammered ended up being quite a bit darker than past installments but was no less enjoyable. I mean how can you not love a book with lines like this:

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”

“There’s a reason Bath & Body Works doesn’t have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.”

“Is monstrous fuckpuddle,” Perun asserted, and everyone turned to stare at him with equal parts amusement and bemusement. “What? Is this not English word?”

This was naturally my favorite conversation bit out of the entire story:

“Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked.
Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.”
“And I’ll pull out your goatee,” Gunnar added.
“Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,” I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.”

If you’re like me, this series sat on my shelf for quite a long time and I just never picked it up. Don’t make the same mistakes I did! This series is fabulously fun, incredibly original, and has an incredibly intriguing storyline that I can’t get enough of. The 4th installment Tricked comes out April 24, 2012.


Book Review – Hounded (The Iron Druid Chronicles #1) by Kevin Hearne

Posted January 19, 2012 by Bonnie in Adult, Book Reviews, Read in 2012 / 7 Comments

Book Review – Hounded (The Iron Druid Chronicles #1) by Kevin HearneHounded by Kevin Hearne
Series: The Iron Druid Chronicles #1
Published by Orbit on May 3, 2011
Pages: 320
Genres: Urban Fantasy
Format: eBook
Source: Library

Also by this author: Hammered, A Plague of Giants


Atticus O’Sullivan, last of the Druids, lives peacefully in Arizona, running an occult bookshop and shape-shifting in his spare time to hunt with his Irish wolfhound. His neighbors and customers think that this handsome, tattooed Irish dude is about twenty-one years old—when in actuality, he’s twenty-one centuries old. Not to mention: He draws his power from the earth, possesses a sharp wit, and wields an even sharper magical sword known as Fragarach, the Answerer.

Unfortunately, a very angry Celtic god wants that sword, and he’s hounded Atticus for centuries. Now the determined deity has tracked him down, and Atticus will need all his power—plus the help of a seductive goddess of death, his vampire and werewolf team of attorneys, a sexy bartender possessed by a Hindu witch, and some good old-fashioned luck of the Irish—to kick some Celtic arse and deliver himself from evil.

Atticus is a 21 centuries old red-headed Irishmen but he only looks 21 years old living in Tempe, Arizona. He’s the last of the Druids and has been in hiding to keep Aenghus Óg, a Celtic god, from finding him. Unfortunately he’s been discovered and he’s coming for him… but this time he decides not to run. He’s sick of hiding, sick of running, and he’s ready to fight.

It’s always nice to find a new Urban Fantasy series that is a refreshing change from your typical vampires and werewolves. Don’t get me wrong, I love those books too but it’s nice to mix it up a bit or storylines end up blending together for me. On top of the refreshing change, this story was surprisingly free of all things I abhor about your typical fiction these days: love triangles and cliffhangers.

I felt that this was an extremely well written story full of snarky lines that I love so much. The relationship between Atticus and Oberon (his wolfhound) was borderline adorable. They were more on a friend level than owner/pet; considering that they were able to speak to each other with their minds probably had something to do with it. I also enjoyed how the gods and goddesses speech was entirely different than mere mortals and how formal and full of thought they seemed to give each line.

“He came out of a building called ‘Crussh,’ holding one of these potions. Are you familiar with the building, Druid?”
“I believe that is a smoothie bar in England.”
“Quite right. So after I killed him and stowed his body next to the doe, I sampled his smoothie concoction in the parking lot and found it to be quite delicious.”
See, sentences like that are why I nurture a healthy fear of the Tuatha Dé Danann.

The only issue I had was keeping up with the vast amounts of information on Celtic mythology. This wasn’t exactly an issue per say, just a personal problem I had as I’m not familiar with it at all. I felt that the author still did an awesome job at sufficiently explaining all the intricate details for those of us who, like me, are just unfamiliar.

I will definitely be reading the other books in this series; I have no doubt they’ll be just as enjoyable.